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Nothing to do with autism for once - I just found this morbidly amusing...

From http://www.news.com.au/story/0,23599,235...62,00.html

news article Wrote:
Bin-bag Darth Vader strikes JediBy staff writers
April 23, 2008 05:00pm


A DRUNK man wearing a bin-liner and a cape attacked the founder of a Jedi church while shouting "Darth Vader", a court has heard.

Arwel Wynne Hughes, a 27-year-old from Anglesey in England’s west, admitted to committing two counts of common assault after drunkenly attacking two men with a metal crutch, the BBC reported.

The court was told that Jedi church founder and Star Wars fan Barney Jones and his cousin Michael were filming themselves playing with light sabres in a backyard before Hughes jumped over a garden wall.

Hughes had consumed more than half of a 10 litre cask of wine before the attack, the court heard.

The court was told Hughes did not remember the attack until he read about it later in a newspaper, and where the crutch had come from was still a mystery to him.

Prosecutor Nia Lloyd told the court that Hughes was laughing as he was striking the cousins.

“He was wearing a black bin bag and a cape and had a metal crutch in his hand,” Ms Lloyd said.

She said Hughes hit the church founder in the head and the second man in the thigh.

The men suffered minor injuries.

Hughes’ lawyer Frances Jones said alcohol was “ruining” his client’s life.

Hughes will next face court on May 13.

EvilZakkie Wrote:

news article Wrote:
Bin-bag Darth Vader strikes JediBy staff writers
April 23, 2008 05:00pm
...Arwel Wynne Hughes, a 27-year-old from Anglesey in England’s west, admitted to committing two counts of common assault after drunkenly attacking two men with a metal crutch, the BBC reported...


Ooooo... the Welsh are going to be pissed off with that reporter! Rolleyes

I like the fact that he didn't know anything about it until he read about it in the paper!  Big Grin

"Oh, no! Not again...."
Wow... that guy is never going to live this down.

Ethel

Ah, ten litre casks of wine.  They'll be the death of civilisation yet.
why, EvilZakkie, you read Fark.com....
There's hope for this ol' world!!!

pikajedi4 Wrote:
why, EvilZakkie, you read Fark.com....


Nope, just good old-fashioned news.com.au...

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