Bah, my ex (from ages ago) has all this social life and I have to work all the friggin time.
annoying, just annoying...least I have my girlfriend I suppose.
And now the government says I need to do maths again, when i've got discalculia
>.<; frick on a stick.
Short rant, more of a gripe I'd suggest! :p
No pain, no gain, as you well know!
Bugger the maths, who needs it? A charming businessman like you can pay an accountant to deal with the numbers! And another one to watch the first one, mmm... but what if they conspire to defraud you....
Can your girlfriend count?

I can do basic maths ya know
And I imagine the rant will elaborate over time as I become increasingly bitter =p
Would that make it more of a diatribe then!

Does it matter?
Great, i'm not upset now.
Exes suck. Well mine do.
I'll second that! 
How'd things go with the Neurodiversity League launch on Monday? Good, I hope!
Oh we're still good friends me and her
Just..well..
Lets say I still like her

not as much as my partner of course.