02-22-2008, 04:36 AM
An open invitation to any and all Forum members to join the "e to the xth power" gang. I have heard a lot of talk about Gangs of AFF, but I am sad that no one has invited me as a member.
So, I would like to start my own. We are the "e^x" gang. e^x is a special gang in that we are based on a natural logarithm. Take our derivative, and we are still e^x. You can't say that about the 10^x gang, the MS-13 Matrix n-dimensional gang, or even the Crips for that matter.
e^x is growing fast, so get in the door quickly. We have several founding members:
1) Leonard "the bull" Euler, the genius who invented cement shoes along with the infinite series
2) Albert "the Gooch" Einstein, who was serving ten to twenty but whose acceleration toward the speed of light shortened his sentence, relatively speaking
3) Alfred "apeman" Wallace, who refrained from knee-capping Charles Darwin, even though the latter held to an entirely naturalistic view of the Universe
4) Leonardo "Mona Lisa" DaVinci, who dearly loves his mama too much to paint her
5) Buzz Aldrin, who punched a guy in the face for questioning the moon landing. No, not John B---, unfortunately, but some guy names Bart Sibrel.
6) The MIT wiz kids who busted Vegas:
http://www.amazon.com/review/product/006...dThreeStar
and who now want to take over!
7) Leonidas King of Sparta (for you Shamshir1218), accused of being connected to the Iran desk at Dick Cheney's office. Nothing to it...Honestly. He never did business with Enron either.
In any case, the Gangs of AFF should have a poster with some creative artwork. Please make it tasteful, because if they ever made movies about us like they do the Mob we want them to be telegenic. And, as our goal, we want to either take over Vegas, reclaim Aspergia for the numbers racket, or, most likely, enjoy a good joke.
How about it?
Disclaimer: This post is for humorous purposes only. In no way or shape is it intended to compete with the 300 Aspies, Dudley the Dragon, or Gorilliza. Thank you.
So, I would like to start my own. We are the "e^x" gang. e^x is a special gang in that we are based on a natural logarithm. Take our derivative, and we are still e^x. You can't say that about the 10^x gang, the MS-13 Matrix n-dimensional gang, or even the Crips for that matter.
e^x is growing fast, so get in the door quickly. We have several founding members:
1) Leonard "the bull" Euler, the genius who invented cement shoes along with the infinite series
2) Albert "the Gooch" Einstein, who was serving ten to twenty but whose acceleration toward the speed of light shortened his sentence, relatively speaking
3) Alfred "apeman" Wallace, who refrained from knee-capping Charles Darwin, even though the latter held to an entirely naturalistic view of the Universe
4) Leonardo "Mona Lisa" DaVinci, who dearly loves his mama too much to paint her
5) Buzz Aldrin, who punched a guy in the face for questioning the moon landing. No, not John B---, unfortunately, but some guy names Bart Sibrel.
6) The MIT wiz kids who busted Vegas:
http://www.amazon.com/review/product/006...dThreeStar
and who now want to take over!
7) Leonidas King of Sparta (for you Shamshir1218), accused of being connected to the Iran desk at Dick Cheney's office. Nothing to it...Honestly. He never did business with Enron either.
In any case, the Gangs of AFF should have a poster with some creative artwork. Please make it tasteful, because if they ever made movies about us like they do the Mob we want them to be telegenic. And, as our goal, we want to either take over Vegas, reclaim Aspergia for the numbers racket, or, most likely, enjoy a good joke.
How about it?
Disclaimer: This post is for humorous purposes only. In no way or shape is it intended to compete with the 300 Aspies, Dudley the Dragon, or Gorilliza. Thank you.
