"Actually, they've got it all wrong with the horns on the helmets. That was the Celts." -- Looking at a cartoon with Viking characters
"I think he ate some butterflies" -- upon being told that a friend had 'butterflies in his stomach' before performing
"I'm not a man!" -- when an older child told her, 'Take it easy, man.'
Three kids, three quotes. We get little gems every day. Hope to read some from others.
"Actually, they've got it all wrong with the horns on the helmets. That was the Celts." -- Looking at a cartoon with Viking characters
"I think he ate some butterflies" -- upon being told that a friend had 'butterflies in his stomach' before performing
"I'm not a man!" -- when an older child told her, 'Take it easy, man.'
Three kids, three quotes. We get little gems every day. Hope to read some from others.
I asked her "do you live on a lake?"
and she replied, "no silly the lake is outside!"
Woot another Wings fan!!! My future step son goes to the babysitters now and again, and they have a black dog named snickers. Well, lets say he has some problems pronouncing some words. It sounded like he said a racial slur. By far the best was when I told Babykin that she was misbehaving (his mom) and he staqrted to push her yelling "go to your room!"
Once when i was like 6 I had a glass of Apple Cocktail. Now I knew Apple juice was made from apples, and orange juice from oranges, so i asked.
"How much Cock does it take to make cocktail..."
Yeah...I was the life of the party.
Once when i was like 6 I had a glass of Apple Cocktail. Now I knew Apple juice was made from apples, and orange juice from oranges, so i asked.
"How much Cock does it take to make cocktail..."
Yeah...I was the life of the party.
Thanks alot! I just had Pepsi come out my nose. This made me laugh hysterically. And I'm supposed to be working. 
I'm trying to remember some funny stuff my son has said.
Once when i was like 6 I had a glass of Apple Cocktail. Now I knew Apple juice was made from apples, and orange juice from oranges, so i asked.
"How much Cock does it take to make cocktail..."
Yeah...I was the life of the party.
Thanks alot! I just had Pepsi come out my nose. This made me laugh hysterically. And I'm supposed to be working.
I'm trying to remember some funny stuff my son has said.
Yes, that one cracked me up, too.
For President's Day we drove to Mt. Vernon, Washington's Estate. My middle one kept calling it "Mt. Vermin." Maybe it was the crowds ... 
My son tells me once in a while that he wants to buy a new mommy at the store.
"What's so funny about?" when others are laughing.
I used to think sanitary pads were nappies for adults. I once announced loudly that I had seen my aunty's nappies to my uncle; I think I was 5.
Around the same age, I said my mum was 50 to one of her friends.
And I remember asking how Cain and Abel got married if Eve was the only woman on earth.
We went to a restaurant this past weekend. As we walked in there was a big glass case filled with beautiful cakes. When our server came to take our orders, The youngest spoke up first, "I'll have chocolate cake with a side of dinner."
We think that might have t-shirt potential ....
That story is priceless, Marcia!
My 7-year-old was bringing down the house at her great-grandmother's funeral last Monday. I am not certain which denomination the minister was, but the service involved him talking for a while and then sitting down and there would be a hymn. Obviously, my youngest was waiting for the closing hymn --- like at our church. The funeral service had more than the 2-3 hymns she is accustomed to. About the 5th time a hymn ended and the minister/priest/whatever stood up to talk some more my daughter said with great exasperation, "I hate this guy." It was all her uncle could do not to laugh out loud.
Aliengirl, they used to sing that in one of my primary schools, used to really peck my head come to think of it.
Not seen you post in a while, hows it going?
Hi Lestat, I'm okay thanks. Been a bit ill with vague fluey symptoms so am going for a blood test next week as both my doctor and I agree that flu-like symptoms that last for 4 months need further investigation!
How are things with you?
Going back on topic, when I was 7 I explained to an acquaintance that I felt like I didn't belong - like I was from Mars or some other planet.
This person clearly didn't understand that this was just a simile to illustrate how I felt. She thought I meant that I really was from Mars. Her response was
"Ugh!!!! GET AWAY FROM ME!!!"
I guess that is what you'd call xenophobia!
So I spent the rest of the day firstly trying to explain unsuccessfully that I meant it as an example and when that failed - making up a not-very-convincing story about how the hospital ward in which I was born was called Mars (well, by this point I was desperate!)
Wow I was born on Mars too , What neighbohood are you from
wait, did I misspell Marinaras?
*checks*
yes
Marinaris.
its an area on Mars
hi skyblue1, I'm from Gla'haria 4 - how about you?
I was just kidding I am really from Phobos....3rd crater on the left...its lonely here ,will you be my girlfriend
We went to a restaurant this past weekend. As we walked in there was a big glass case filled with beautiful cakes. When our server came to take our orders, The youngest spoke up first, "I'll have chocolate cake with a side of dinner."
We think that might have t-shirt potential ....
Lol! That's the kind of thing my younger daughter would have said too but I think she would be borderline aspie at most.
Ali would probably be diagnosed PDD.