Aspies For Freedom

thats a horrible joke.

Here's an even worse one:

What did Kenny G say when he stepped out of the elevator?

"That place rocks!"

Here's a dumb one:

A Buddhist goes to a hot dog stand in New York.  He then said to the vendor, "Make me one with everything!"

Dumbest one ever:

What do you call a dog thats a referee?

a rufferee!

stop it please. im begging you all. i just cant take it.

When is a door not a door?  When it's ajar.
When is a fish not a fish?  When it's a jellyfish (that's my little brother's joke, based on the one above).

If you like puns and fantasy, you should read the Xanth novels.  There's a pun in almost every sentence- honestly!  I don't know how the author does it.  They're some of my favorite books.

Seems a good place to put this:

well this is the dumb joke thread by the way.

YES!!! Another Piers Anthony fan! Yay

EvilZakkie,
I love SMBC, but that particular one just disturbs me.  It's so sad!  

He pays with a 100 dollar bill, the vendor says, "it is 9 am, I can't make change for that."

The Buddhist says, "Change must come from within."

We lonely Aspies can't imagine Darryl Hannah floating lifeless in the water, it's enough to make one cry.

I can except she's not lifeless!!!

Here's my bad joke:

I went to the zoo the other day. It only had one animal, a dog. It was a Shih Tzu.

I know what you mean - the horrified looks on their faces are just perfect...

*grins* I've always been a fan of clever shock humour...

An Englishman, an Irishman and a Scottish man walk into a bar.

The bartender says, "What is this, some kind of joke?"