02-07-2008, 12:40 AM
found this on ehmac.ca, thought I'd pass it on. Seeing as how some of us like puns
maybe you might like this one
There were two candies talking- a mint and a jelly bean. The mint said to the jelly bean "why don't you come for a drink with us Friday after work?" The jelly bean said "Well, I've had some bad experiences with that, so no thanks". The mint said
"C'mon I'll watch out for you, you'll have a great time". So, the jelly bean gingerly
agreed. They both went out to the pub, all was going well, until the jelly bean had a bit too much, and saw a pack of cough drops across the room, and he got mad, and decided to fight 'em. Oh the horror ! Those cough drops kicked the jelly out of him,but the mint dragged him away at the last minute, and drove him home
"I should have warned you about those cough drops" said the mint
"They're menthol, absolutely menthol "
J B
maybe you might like this one
There were two candies talking- a mint and a jelly bean. The mint said to the jelly bean "why don't you come for a drink with us Friday after work?" The jelly bean said "Well, I've had some bad experiences with that, so no thanks". The mint said
"C'mon I'll watch out for you, you'll have a great time". So, the jelly bean gingerly
agreed. They both went out to the pub, all was going well, until the jelly bean had a bit too much, and saw a pack of cough drops across the room, and he got mad, and decided to fight 'em. Oh the horror ! Those cough drops kicked the jelly out of him,but the mint dragged him away at the last minute, and drove him home
"I should have warned you about those cough drops" said the mint
"They're menthol, absolutely menthol "
J B