
Half man.
Half bear.
Half pig.
I am super cerial.
ManBearPig is also responsible for the reduced number of pirates in the world. The more pirates he kills, the warmer the earth gets.

When will his pirate slaughter end?!
At last! A prophet of the FSM!
He has been touched by His Noodly Appendage!
RAmen!
I think the FSM folks should integrate ManBearPig as sort of like what the devil is to most other religions.
I agree, and you are therefore the great prophet for bringing him to our attention!
I am, sadly, a member of an heretical branch of the church of the FSM - the G-F FSM*
I believe that there may be others, such as the VT* FSM and the VG* FSM
*Gluten-Free Flying Spaghetti Monster, Vegetarian FSM and Vegan FSM.
I agree, and you are therefore the great prophet for bringing him to our attention!
I am, sadly, a member of an heretical branch of the church of the FSM - the G-F FSM*
I believe that there may be others, such as the VT* FSM and the VG* FSM
*Gluten-Free Flying Spaghetti Monster, Vegetarian FSM and Vegan FSM.
I saw that last night and couldn't help but laugh!!
gluten free flying spaghetti monster?!?! XD
Am I the only one bothered by the math?
It's as the great noodly one once prophesied to me: "If math bothers you, hit it with a stick."
It's as the great noodly one once prophesied to me: "If math bothers you, hit it with a stick."
lol 
if only u could that in math lessons! 
*CAN launches massive worldwide hunt for Manbearpig*
Am I the only one bothered by the math?
No, it was the first thing that I thought about. In fact, the only thing I understand about this thread is the bit that doesn't add up! 
Am I the only one bothered by the math?
oh by the way silky
lovely new avatar!

Perhaps 1/3 bear, 1/3 man, 1/3 pig?