Write an entirely true post :wink: and the best will be judged on April Fools day.
I have never told a lie in my life and I'm not about to start. I'm disgusted that you would suggest such a thing Amy :cry:
LOL.
The point is to make up a joke story, like an april the first joke, but present it as real, like those famous tv and newspaper stories.
I was going to but I didn't see the point as the work has already been done for us. The Bush administration has just told Iran it's got till the end of the month to surrender it's nuclear capabilities or they will attack on the 1st :shock:
I don't know whether to believe it or not :?
In news out today, George Bush is claiming "I found this book in the park, it's not mine, and I am just holding it until the rightful owner comes forward".
And in other news... a huge meteorite is about to hit the earth. It is reported to be able to turn all humans into beautiful sex gods/godesses.
Johnny Depp today denied that his acting was plastic in Pirates of the Caribbean, he has said that he worked a lot on his accent and the make up was excellent -
The Winterfresh Network denies that their product smells in any way "bad" or is a "vulgar stench". In fact, they think it is the most wonderful thing in the world.
Winterfresh Network's \"Icy Cool Sphere\". The network apparently kowtows to this orange circle with a giant Winterfresh package when a member runs out of gum.
And now for the weather. Tomarrow all of the C02 in the world will compress at the north pole; resulting in massive globol warming. Also a wormhole will suddenly appear and will move the entire earth next to a black hole. The black hole will press the earth into an infinely narrow strand of spagetti 8) . The next day will be partly cloudy with a chance of rain.
Today is april fool's day.
hee hee.. get it? cos it isnt really but because I said it was I was just kidding because its april fool's, but its not really. see? isnt it funny?
oh wait it isnt funny... #$%& I thought I had it that time...
BTW paradox, being sucked into a singularity wouldnt turn the world to spaghetti, it would cause the world to be compressed into what will basically become a point, although it might look like spaggheti from the outside because traveling through the accretion disk might sorta spin things out, what with the crossing of the event horizon taking infinite time from an observer's perspective and all... If I remember correctly, which I may not.
Ah, the liar paradox
i love that one
:idea: Every thing I say is a lie
Then you're someone who lies, but not about everything, in this case lying about lying about everything! :razz: Did you know 94.7% of the population has a below average intelligence? I didn't.
David's post was decided upon as the winner, well done Dave. :smile: