Aspies For Freedom

BUSH INVADES FRANCE

American armies invaded the French capital of Paris today, said White House spokesman Scott McClellan.

When asked why the US decided to invade France, Mr. McClellan said "The president is committed to stopping terrorism in all of its forms world wide.  That is why we decided that the Iranian government must be eliminated.  However, the president wasn't able to find Iran on a map.  So the president threw a dart at the map and decided to invade whatever country it happened to land on, which was France."

When asked if he was joking and if he thought this was the stupidest thing President Bush has ever done, McClellan responded by saying "You do realize that by asking quesions like that, you're supporting the terrorists, don't you?  This kind of division is what Al Qaeda wants."

I was using that as a metaphore (I heard it from several other sources).

Actually not true.  The higher altitude you go to on earth, the less gravity right?  What this means is that the gravitational pull on your head is slightly less than the pull on your feet.  On earth, the difference is too small to even notice.  In a black hole, gravity is so strong that it would make a difference, especially on a body the size of the earth.

Or at least that's what the discovery channel told me.   :razz:

:idea:  Every thing I say is a lie (But then that means I am lying about lying, so I am telling the truth, but if I am telling the truth that means I am lying and if I am lying....).

That's not surprising.