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So you're telling us that the american lifestyle is heavenly ?

Judith is married to Tom, son of Zed who had a secret affair with Judith behind Tom's back. When Tom discovers this secret affair he goes besurk and shoots his dad by means of a gun which he keeps in his car (... then he's got another gun in his office, another two guns at home and another gun in a secret apartment where he meets Suzie, his secret girlfriend.

Suzie works in an office. Her boss, married and divorced and re-married and re-divorced, finds her very attractive. Becky, who works in the same office, does her best to make Suzie look stupid in view of breaking her up with the boss. Becky is fully aware that the boss is an xxx-maniac (well, who is the man who isn't?) so she swings her body all thru the day to turn on her (rich) boss. Suzie happens to be an ex-girlfriend (one of the many hundreds) of Becky's husband. She calls him to tell him that Becky is behaving like a ballerina. When she rings him up on the mobile-phone he is in bed with Judith, the wife of the guy who shot his dad.

Oh! God bless America !
This is a FREE forum.

Just as you are free to start a new pro-capitalist thread, we are just as free to post our anti-capitalist replies.

Jean-Pierre Wrote:
This is a FREE forum.

Just as you are free to start a new pro-capitalist thread, we are just as free to post our anti-capitalist replies.


yes but maybe to avoid conflict you could make your pwn anti-capitalist thread?


everyone is of course allowed their opinion but maybe it's the way they are worded which can cause or avoid conflict.


anyways now that I've said my piece about the above comment....


that's quite ironic It's funny when people's plan's backfire lol! Big Grin

flardox Wrote:

Jean-Pierre Wrote:
This is a FREE forum.

Just as you are free to start a new pro-capitalist thread, we are just as free to post our anti-capitalist replies.


yes but maybe to avoid conflict you could make your O[b]wn anti-capitalist thread?


everyone is of course allowed their opinion but maybe it's the way they are worded which can cause or avoid conflict.


anyways now that I've said my piece about the above comment....



that's quite ironic It's funny when people's plan's backfire lol! Big Grin


would help if I could spell! Tongue

Ian Wrote:
Dooh, i'll club him and eat his bones. ;p


IAN!!!

NAUGHTY BOY!!!!!!


everyone knows you blow your enemies to smithereens!!!  Tongue Big Grin


im joking of course!

Ian Wrote:
Oh as if that would work.

Jean-Pierre is just so annoying he would simply reform into "the whole" much like the T-1000 from Terminator 2, and start again.


oh do I love the T-000 nothing makes a robot villian more evil then being primarily liquid metal and the ability to shapeshift and make knife-like things.........

what?!

oh ummm


yes well confucius say...

"If an annoyance does not cease whack it with a great big mallet"

Tongue

sorry I'm a bit hyper a the mo lol! Big Grin

Ian Wrote:
Am I a nice, gentle, good hearted person that just happens to want to make money, Flardox?

*vrumm-thunk-click and a red line goes from the shadows to Flardox's temple*

Tongue


*flardox resurrects himself*

*Ian hear's something move in the shadows behind him turns round and is instantly decapitated*

two can play at that game Ian!!!

P.S you are SO NOT a good hearted person who "just happens" to want to make money!!!

joke Tongue

Ian Wrote:
Tell me the truth then ;p


YOU ARE AS CALLOUS AND CRUEL AS A..........................fluffy bunny! Tongue

Ian Wrote:
Getting there..

Go on, praise me like you did on msn Tongue

*wickedly manipulates*


praise can be used as a effective tool to manipulate someone into liking you Ian remember that! Wink

Ian Wrote:
So can threatening them.


but praise is more incospicuous Wink

Tigger_the_Wing Wrote:

flardox Wrote:

Ian Wrote:
Tell me the truth then ;p


YOU ARE AS CALLOUS AND CRUEL AS A..........................fluffy bunny! Tongue


Noooo!!!!!

Not flardox and his fluffy bunny!!!


RUN FOR YOUR LIVES!!!!!!!!!!



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very funny!!!!


and the video!!!!! XD

Ian Wrote:
Dooh, i'll club him and eat his bones. ;p


Yeah! You are 101% capitalist !

Certified ! ! !

Jean-Pierre Wrote:

Ian Wrote:
Dooh, i'll club him and eat his bones. ;p


Yeah! You are 101% capitalist !

Certified ! ! !


Jean-pierre

shut up

you are acting like a immature little troll

Ian was only making a joke because to be honest you are being quite annoying to him

erkolos Wrote:
Don't mess with da communistz.



/ Nazi / stalinist / shinra fan! Tongue

PokemonGeek Wrote:
How about my Sig?


Sorry! I know now my last post was off topic!

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