Winter, Cause I'm that Canadian.
Would you rather eat Snake Guts, or walrus testicals?
Hmm, tricky one. I think winter cos then I don't have heat problems, but then I get colds...

Would you rather be clever and ugly or thick and attractive?
male but thought to be female, because i have long hair and am sometimes mistaken for it anyway.
Would you rather kill yourself or your child? (if you do not have one, imagine).
invincible
Would you rather live to the middle ages, or the classical age?
Eat it before it gets stale and hard! Unless it's so fresh it's still molten hot right out of the oven...
Would you rather worship a plate of glowing neon green waffles or a floating undead manatee?
I am happily living in year-round summer and don't yet miss the shoveling or boots!
are you a city mouse or country mouse?
.... dead ants...
Have a biochemical cure for AS/ASD forced on you or lose a leg and have all your nails pulled out.
I hasten to add that the cure is developed by AS geniuses, under forced labour by Autism Skawks. And has been tested under long term conditions (on forced testers of course), to make sure it has no "undesired" side effects or wears off.
Lose a leg and have all of my nails pulled out. Cure is death.
Would you rather a fascist or stalinist regime?