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06-01-2008, 04:31 AM
EvilZakkie Wrote:
Aeolienne Wrote:
EvilZakkie Wrote:
Not sure whether or not this is a true story
*grins* Fair enough - I found it quite interesting that they gave the "voice in the audience" a different accent every time...
Sure, but can you trust them?
XKCD
Hmmmmmm....
06-02-2008, 05:42 AM
nyanchan Wrote:
tenaciouscj Wrote:
Can anybody tell me if it is really immature to laugh at fart jokes?
Who cares? Farts are funny. And it's far worse to be 100% mature.
Recently, the UN organised a worldwide survey in which they tried to gather answers to the following question:
"Please state your opinion as to the solution regarding hunger in the rest of the world."
It failed, because...
The South Americans didn't understand the meaning of "Please"
The Chinese didn't understand the meaning of "Opinion"
The Israelis and Arabs didn't understand the meaning of "Solution"
The Germans and French didn't understand the meaning of "Hunger"
...And
The Americans didn't understand the meaning of "Rest of the world."
This is funny!!! lol.
06-09-2008, 03:22 PM
German jokes:
Fritzchen and his grandma walk down the pavement. Fritzchen finds a 10 Pfennig coin, but his grandma intervenes: "No, don't pick up anything lying on the ground!" Soon afterwards Fritzchen finds an 10 Mark note, but again his grandma states "No, don't pick up anything lying on the ground!" Soon again there is a banana lying on the pavement, grandma steps on it and slips off. "Help me, Fritzchen!", she cries, but Fritzchen says: "No, don't pick up anything lying on the ground!"
Three in a room and one is working, what's that? - Two officials and a fan. [Mechanical fan.]
How can you use a banana as a compass? Place a banana on the Berlin Wall. East is where a bite has been taken out of it.
Honecker meets Mao and asks him: "How many political opponents do you have in China?" Mao: "I estimate about 17 million." Honecker: "Oh, that's pretty much the same here." (The GDR had 17 million inhabitants)
What do you get when you cross an Ossi with a Wessi? An arrogant unemployed person.
... No offence intended with these jokes.
Fritzchen and his grandma walk down the pavement. Fritzchen finds a 10 Pfennig coin, but his grandma intervenes: "No, don't pick up anything lying on the ground!" Soon afterwards Fritzchen finds an 10 Mark note, but again his grandma states "No, don't pick up anything lying on the ground!" Soon again there is a banana lying on the pavement, grandma steps on it and slips off. "Help me, Fritzchen!", she cries, but Fritzchen says: "No, don't pick up anything lying on the ground!"
Three in a room and one is working, what's that? - Two officials and a fan. [Mechanical fan.]
How can you use a banana as a compass? Place a banana on the Berlin Wall. East is where a bite has been taken out of it.
Honecker meets Mao and asks him: "How many political opponents do you have in China?" Mao: "I estimate about 17 million." Honecker: "Oh, that's pretty much the same here." (The GDR had 17 million inhabitants)
What do you get when you cross an Ossi with a Wessi? An arrogant unemployed person.
... No offence intended with these jokes.
06-09-2008, 04:38 PM
06-10-2008, 07:27 AM
DocMartin Wrote:
now are you an aussie, an ossie or a wessie?
Me?
I'm a boring old Aussie.
06-11-2008, 05:21 AM
DocMartin Wrote:
Yggdrasil Wrote:
DocMartin Wrote:
now are you an aussie, an ossie or a wessie?
Me?
I'm a boring old Aussie.
I didn't ask about your age
Actually, that wasn't my age. I was being... generic? Meh.
08-23-2008, 10:08 PM