Just a humorous idea....
What would you think the Aspie 10 commandements should be?
1. Thou shalt stim
2. Thou shalt have obsessions
3. Thou shalt have at least one collection started in childhood
4. Thou shalt love cats (and enjoy the occasional meow)
5. Thou shalt play button
more ideas.....?
6. Thou shalt put 'colloquialisms' in quotation marks.
Seventh: thou shalt not make long boring posts that don't go anywhere
eighth: remember AFF to visit daily
ninth: thou shalt not accuse fellow aspies of being nt's
tenth: thou may be really, really, really, reeeeaaaaallly lazy
11th: thou shall complete inportant tasks that don't conflict with the tenth.
eg. play crash bandicoot: the wrath of cortex.
12. Thou shalt loveth weasels (and not let anybody blameth typing gibberish on thee when tis thy Arielle doing it).
13. Thou shalt not chewth gum, nor any related popculture.
14. Thou shalt not let NICKzoedog bossth thee around at Nick.com.
15. Thou shalt be weird (and enjoyth it), but thou shalt not maketh thee so weird it conflicts with the twelfth.
16. Thou shalt not let neurotypicals terrorizeth thee until the poiint of insanity (the bad type).
Who needs 10 or 16 or whatever? All anyone needs is 1: "Treat everyone well." Everything else derives from that.
If only monk, but the reality is:
17, Though shalt resist establishment trolling with all thy might, else wilt thou be buried in their droppings!
what is "establishment trolling ?"
18. Thou shalt keep thy counsel, and the fruit of thy mind, unto those who are worthy, and to those who see not the beauty of thy mind, give nothing.
19: Thou shalt think for thyself at all times.