up your ***! Why do we have two arms?
Your dog doesn't like any numbers.
He's more likely to like a number of bones.
probably! 
Oops, forgot the question:
What number are you like?
And is it connected to your volume in any way?
666 :evil:
it is not connected to my volume because I am silent but violent! 0.o that can't be right 
hey, you also forgot to question!
I already thought that it's a question of age.
question of age?! I'm only 15!
but as i'm supposed to be doing!
do you prefer to drink acid or lava?
(would be a good question for a torturer!
)
I can't tell. Would you let me try a bit of both?
of course!
and you forgot the question again! 
As far as I see the case, You even didn't recognize, that you already answered my question.
But what's your question?
You might consider this as the question.
ARGGH! im so confused 
how do you spell A? (that was my little brothers idea Iv'e run out
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i do not have arthrightous with this finger so i can use it at youngsters in there cars.
Why are there no Do-do's left in the world?
cause it has a good sense of rythem.
why did the dinosaurs die out?
your mum.
why do i give stupid answers?
it's very sunny with a alien spaceship in the sky.
Why do people like to sing?
no, it's warm because someone farted.....
How come that whenever we want something to happen, the exact oposite does happen?
to wear nothing.
Why is there nothing to do in life?
not a clue.
Why did the Tower of London fall down?? (i know it hasn't, but it's a really stupid question lol

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none, a woman has to help

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Why do i ask stupid questions?