Your brain mate! Your Brain!!!
Is it cold in here?
This answer is only the illusion of what it seems...
If it's so funny; why am I not laughing?
To be Hooper...
Why must I do right when Edward Hopper?
because.....ummmm......i forgot.
whats 2 + 2 ?????
A simple equation???!!! What's a schist?
Twenty-two!
Why do I have to go to a math tutor?
To have something to do... Why do you run for office?
Could it be because they are super hores???
Oh, but it can! It just doesn't feel up to it.
Is it nice in Nice?
Flag down a Police Constable and ask them why you shouldn't call them fat and they'll beat it into you...
What do you call a non-personal computer that is fat without being non PC?
ability to fly so i can fly to the North Pole and ask Santa.
what's the number for 911?
All the things we didn't ask for!!!
What about the things we did ask for???
Nothing, I think...
What would happen if George Walker Bush met George Washington Carver?
The worst thread killer in recent history!!!
What do you get if you clear your throat and sneeze at the same time?
A lot of collisions...
What's with Americans and Coffea?
But it's saturday!!!
No questions asked...
It spent every last penny on satisfying its sweet tooth...
Where are we in relation to each other?