Give me a moment I will think of one.
Why does Santa say HO HO HO?
oh darn.
A what? A Horse?
as for santa, im not sure, but a horse is a horse, of course
how many fingers am i holding up?
Cause the no-no's took them away.
Why does thunder clap?
because the sky went black.
What blackened the sky?
raven lunatics.
What makes kitty purr?
They're not stupid answers...they're clever answers in diguise.
How do elephants juggle?
Ingesting bytes can do that to you.
What are some good places to go on vacation?
Holes. For Holedays.
Is this thread the child of Crazy Random Questions?
hell no, it's my turn!
why can't santa say "ho ho ho" anymore?
Because they are Welsh.
Who made that weird noise?
Because God wants to oppose us in every respect.
What will be the fashion style of 2008?
because.....ummmm......i forgot.
whats 2 + 2 ?????
Why don't sharks bite lawyers?
Professional courtesy.
Why don't super models wear their underwear on the outside of their clothes like other superheros?
Due to the amount of fat emo kids in America, they no longer see the necessity of a "911" number.
Fish Trousers Elephant in Peking, saw a busy bee, tiddle diddle dee, Daddy's an accountant just like me?
The worst thread killer in recent history!!!
What do you get if you clear your throat and sneeze at the same time?
You become a high-pitched squeaky laugher afterwards.
What happens if you don't get a new eyeglass prescription for another 5 years?