He's not the Messiah, he's a very naughty boy.
I've never found the parrot sketch funny. This might have something to with the fact that I first heard it in a recording of a theatre performance. So when John Cleese said, "I wish to register a complaint!" the audience (who knew what was coming) all laughed and I wondered, "What was so funny about that?" And it still leaves me stony-faced every time!
Bicycle Repair Man, however, never fails to get me laughing out loud! I've also got a soft spot for the Carry On films, but that's a subject for another thread.
"There's been an incident at the Pass!"
"There's always incidents at passes. You've only got to make a pass and you're in trouble!"
(Carry On Up the Khyber)
Infamy, infamy! They'll all got it in for me!
Isn't that a 'Carry On' joke?
Yes it is, in reply to what Sjojungfru posted.
Ooohhh Matron
I'm a lumber jack and I'm Ok............
...and hang around in bars,
I put on womens clothing,
suspendies and a bra
I wish I was a girlie
just like my dear papa :shock:
I'm not dead, yet, just resting!!
And there was much rejoicing!
{begin outrageous french accent}
Your mother was a hamster and your father smelled of elderberries.
Now go away before I taunt you a second time!
You silly English Knnniigit!
{end outrageous french accent}
Is there any Wichard's here?
[I think this is right]
I'd go for "Are there any Wichards here?".
"MY BRAIN HURTS!!" (whaps myself on both sides of the head with bricks)
Peace
Where is that fish?
He's such a good fish
Stop that, it's silly
Standing there gawping like you've never seen the hand of god before
vicious gangs of old ladies
and now for something completely different......
