Help Help, I'm being repressed! See the violence inherent in the system! See the violence inherent in the system!
Are you saying coconuts are migratory?
BEDEVERE: Exactly! So, logically...,
VILLAGER #1: If... she.. weighs the same as a duck, she's made of wood.
BEDEVERE: And therefore--?
VILLAGER #1: A witch!
CROWD: A witch!
BEDEVERE: We shall use my largest scales!
[yelling]
BEDEVERE: Right, remove the supports!
[whop]
[creak]
CROWD: A witch! A witch!
WITCH: It's a fair cop. <-----------
CROWD: Burn her! Burn!
I've always thought the line indicated above was, "It's a fat duck." :lol:
In a few diffrent sites I've heard the phase Schafer inquisition to describe how we are treated, so.....
I didn't expect the Schafer inquisition.
Nobody expects the Schafer inquisition! Our weapon is ignorance, ignorance and lies, our two weapons are ignorance and lies, and denial, our three weapons are ignorance, lies, and denial....
And now for a man with a tape recorder up his brother nose.
...and you shall cut down the tallest tree in the forest wiittthhh a herring.
Is there any Wichard's here?
[I think this is right]
My fav was the killer rabbit
Oh and the questions What is your name? what is your quest and what id your favorite color
That was the first part of the joke, yes. I wrote down a later part.
Ah yes, the parrot sketch. What a crack-up. I also loved the cheese shop sketch and the argument sketch.
Also:
"Friends, Romans, Countrymen. Lend me your ears!".
'What's in that basket?"
"Ears".
Yes, we are all individuals. (I'm not).
From the life of Brian,
"He's not the Messiah, he's a very naughty boy"
Man: Wait a minute...this is stalingrad!
Woman: Good thing he noticed that! You wouldn't have much fun in stalingrad.
Mr. Hilter:....not much fun in stalingrad no... :evil:
Not sure what I concider the best, but as "the funniest joke in the world" hasn't been mentioned:
Hitler: "My dog's got no nose."
Soldier: "How does he smell?"
Hitler: "Awful!"
I can't say the letter /b/
/C/?
Yes. You see it's all from a trauma I recieved as a spoolboy. I was attacked by a bat.
A cat?
No, a bat
Or even more fun
spam spam spam spam spam spam baked beans spam spam spam; or Lobster Thermidor a crevette, with a mornay sauce, served in a Provencale manner with shallots and aubergines, garnished with truffle pate, brandy, and with a fried egg on top and spam