Aspies For Freedom

This rant thread is not suitable for children or teenagers to read due to extreme literary depictions of violence.

Justice and Prejudice stood drinking soda in the deserted food court after closing time talking about Trueman.

"Why do you have such a problem with Trueman?" Justice asked.

"He's fat, he's wierd......"

The first thing Prejudice felt was an explosive pain in her abdomen, so intense she could not breathe, then she felt an intense blow to her nose and eyes, she fell to the ground in fetal position, starting to hallucinate as the trapped oxygen in her lungs depleted.  She struggled to breathe as her mind wondered, why?  She was sure she could feel blood down her face.

Justice started to explain as she started kicking Prejudice, who covered her head and neck, "you prejudiced worm, when the rain of righteousness comes, I want to step on you and all your friends....."


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Writing a paperback with a title such as

For All Have Sinned
And All Have Come Short of the Glory of God
For the Wages of Sin is Death
There Is No Condemnation in Christ Jesus? (about the prejudice of Christians, would Max the Bear like?)

is preferable to stuffing your face from the candy machine at the office instead of letting your co-workers see you cry with anger.

I'm gonna go out on a limb here and just take a wild guess... did someone have a really really bad day working at a job made extremely difficult by the fact that it requires you to be in the presence of unenlightened Cro-Magnons who fear what is different, ridicule what they can't begin to understand, and generally fail to appreciate you for the beautiful and unique snowflake that you are?
I've been in those hideously uncomfortable shoes myself.  It is no fun.
Here ya go, kiddo, have a grin, that'll cheer you up!    ...
<sigh>... ok, so maybe it won't cheer you up, but it's all I can give you considering the limitations of distance.  Hope you feel better eventually, better luck tomorrow?

Or maybe GuessWho has popped his membrane again ;p

Feeling this way after being rejected for so long is normal; don't feel like a monster.

Although you should never act on it, of course.

I hasten to add there is a difference between
a. feeling like a monster
b. being mistaken for a monster
and
c. being a monster or becoming one

Butterfly, every company attracts quality people, in fact, desirable people, especially when people on the outside aren't open.  I don't seriously expect the sisters on the inside to seriously consider dating anyone on the inside, so I don't really take it personally, which is good, I couldn't take more of the same here too.  But it is still frustrating.

The singles party on Friday....  I have a professional female counterpart in the disability singles organisation, a lawyer, who is quite attractive and intelligent, but the guys won't touch her because she is in a wheel chair.  Give me a f***ing break!  

One conversation some years back:

Me: "I feel invisible to average women."
She: "I feel invisible to average men."

What's wrong with this country?

Our mutual friend, my close friend, was telling me the sadness of being scrupulously honest on her dating paperwork so guys wouldn't shoot her down when they saw her on a power scooter.

Maybe we should start a book club.

Imagine a little vengenance with sugar on top from a woman in a wheel chair.....

Guy: "Are you Sapphire?"
Girl: "Yes.  You must be Herbert."
Guy.  "I am, hmmm, uh, uh "
Girl: "You seem caught off guard, you OK?"
Guy: "When I read in your profile intelligent, patents pending chemical engineer, 5'4", 120 pounds, natural blond, loves trail biking, swimming, hang gliding, D cup...."
Girl: "that was not in my profile..."
Guy: "I was not expecting a woman in a wheel chair."
Girl: "And what is wrong with a woman in a wheel chair?"
Guy: "Laundry?"
Girl: "I manage"
Guy: "Cooking?"
Girl: "I'm a survivor."
Guy: "How about, um, sex?"
Girl: "Where there's a will, love finds a way."
Guy: "Oh, I get it....... I'd have to change my life a little to make room for you."
Girl: "Well, your profile does say you're honest and direct, hold on just a second while I get my......"
Guy: "Owwwwww."
Girl: "Awwwwh, did I run over your foot with my wheel chair, oh, poor baby."
Guy: "Both feet, actually."

That one went out to the lawyer.

this made me laugh - thanks!!!!!!!

The concept of right back at ya, we're on the same page, same paragraph, same sentence....  

Right back at ya, just like the scene in Superman II when General Zod is trying to get the gasoline tanker to explode with heat vision, Superman uses a mirror ripped off the tanker to shine right back at Zod, then freeze breaths the tanker.  

I hope things work out well for you. You are so solid and dependable, i don't think you have a mean bone in your body. sorry to go on.......and on....
you deserve someone really nice, someone as nice as you.

oh...also, I love the title of this thread

Ha ha - that's a classic (and I mean this truly - I'm not being sarcastic) - very well written skit.