03-15-2005, 01:40 PM
Casting Aspergians
First off Autism is not a disorder nor a disease. Autism has nothing
to do with intelligence. For example, some individuals that exhibit behavior
normally associated with low functioning people are highly intelligent.
Witness, the webmasters of autistics.org.
Interestingly enough , Autism is genetic and polygenetic. There are a
combination genes. In other words, Autism cannot genetically traced to a
single first individual. But to a group of people. The Autistic people
today are descendents of this lost tribe of humanity that for whatever
reason interbred with Neurotypicals tens of thousands of years ago.
In fact it is a confirmed result that almost 80,000 years ago humanity
became almost extinct that coincides with the volcanic explosion of toba
batak. This would provide the impetus to come together and interbreed.
Science has long thought that Neanderthals were the only other race of
intelligent humans that walked the earth. But recently they discovered the
remains of a hobbit race of intelligent humans in the pacific region.
(compare to the Hawaiian "myth" of the menehune!)
There was a third branch lost by the mysts of history preserved in
autistic dna. This lost tribe of aspergians different enough to have a
different neurological structure, different social rules. Yet genetically
similar enough to interbreed safely - most of the time.
You can see this even today. When High functioning autistics (HFA)
have children, they are never low functioning. When HFAs breed with those
merely with "traits", usually the offspring is HFA. When 2 NTs with traits
interbreed there is a grab bag of outcomes. - HFA, LFA and NT. When someone
with traits breeds with someone with NO traits. The outcome is NT or LFA.
It is time for the children of the lost of tribe of aspergia to come
together and purify our race. Live in peace with NTs but as a seperate race.
Editor's response: OK, so you've proven that a self-proclaimed
"aspergian" can have a sense of humor. But some of your definitions need
tweaking, if not your neurons. First, there is a real difference between
Asperger Syndrome and autism; at least Hans Asperger thought so. People who
are Asperger's are not autistic. They are Asperger's. Autism is a disability
requiring profound care, support and supervision. Asperger's is not and
does not. Confusing Asperger's with autism is like confusing a hemorrhoid
with a cancerous tumor. True, both are a real pain in the butt, but come on,
if you had a cancerous tumor, you'd be talking cure, for sure. You don't
have to be an Einstein, or a Michelangelo, or a Baron-Cohen to guess that.
Let's look at some more language. Disorder: An ailment that affects
normal, healthy functioning. Disease: An abnormal condition that impairs
normal physiological functioning. That sounds like the autism I know.
And then there's the term "aspergians". Have you checked to see if
this is ok to use with the descendents of Hans Asperger first? There are
options. "Aspersioners" is not taken. Same for "Asperins" or
"Asparagusians."
As for Hawaiian myths, there is nothing wrong with playing with your
own wahine, if you have one.
And just in case: these comments include exaggerations intended to
express humor and are not meant to be taken as literal statements of fact.
For a detailed description of what is intended to be funny and why, send $3
and a self-addressed stamped envelope to edit@doitnow.com.
First off Autism is not a disorder nor a disease. Autism has nothing
to do with intelligence. For example, some individuals that exhibit behavior
normally associated with low functioning people are highly intelligent.
Witness, the webmasters of autistics.org.
Interestingly enough , Autism is genetic and polygenetic. There are a
combination genes. In other words, Autism cannot genetically traced to a
single first individual. But to a group of people. The Autistic people
today are descendents of this lost tribe of humanity that for whatever
reason interbred with Neurotypicals tens of thousands of years ago.
In fact it is a confirmed result that almost 80,000 years ago humanity
became almost extinct that coincides with the volcanic explosion of toba
batak. This would provide the impetus to come together and interbreed.
Science has long thought that Neanderthals were the only other race of
intelligent humans that walked the earth. But recently they discovered the
remains of a hobbit race of intelligent humans in the pacific region.
(compare to the Hawaiian "myth" of the menehune!)
There was a third branch lost by the mysts of history preserved in
autistic dna. This lost tribe of aspergians different enough to have a
different neurological structure, different social rules. Yet genetically
similar enough to interbreed safely - most of the time.
You can see this even today. When High functioning autistics (HFA)
have children, they are never low functioning. When HFAs breed with those
merely with "traits", usually the offspring is HFA. When 2 NTs with traits
interbreed there is a grab bag of outcomes. - HFA, LFA and NT. When someone
with traits breeds with someone with NO traits. The outcome is NT or LFA.
It is time for the children of the lost of tribe of aspergia to come
together and purify our race. Live in peace with NTs but as a seperate race.
Editor's response: OK, so you've proven that a self-proclaimed
"aspergian" can have a sense of humor. But some of your definitions need
tweaking, if not your neurons. First, there is a real difference between
Asperger Syndrome and autism; at least Hans Asperger thought so. People who
are Asperger's are not autistic. They are Asperger's. Autism is a disability
requiring profound care, support and supervision. Asperger's is not and
does not. Confusing Asperger's with autism is like confusing a hemorrhoid
with a cancerous tumor. True, both are a real pain in the butt, but come on,
if you had a cancerous tumor, you'd be talking cure, for sure. You don't
have to be an Einstein, or a Michelangelo, or a Baron-Cohen to guess that.
Let's look at some more language. Disorder: An ailment that affects
normal, healthy functioning. Disease: An abnormal condition that impairs
normal physiological functioning. That sounds like the autism I know.
And then there's the term "aspergians". Have you checked to see if
this is ok to use with the descendents of Hans Asperger first? There are
options. "Aspersioners" is not taken. Same for "Asperins" or
"Asparagusians."
As for Hawaiian myths, there is nothing wrong with playing with your
own wahine, if you have one.
And just in case: these comments include exaggerations intended to
express humor and are not meant to be taken as literal statements of fact.
For a detailed description of what is intended to be funny and why, send $3
and a self-addressed stamped envelope to edit@doitnow.com.
