Scarlett Johansson is now cured of her blondness. Before-
. After-
. Proof positive that change is possible for those with nordism. A message from E.N.D.(end nordic deformity)
Who said that we aspies can't comprehend sarcasm.
I'd say I'm borderline blond. Dad was blond but got black hair when he got older.
See, it is possible to be delivered from the abnormality of nordism. P.S. If you can't tell that this is a parody, you are very literal. I'm trying to show the comparative absordity of the curebies.
I liked her better with blond hair.
Just like I like myself better with Asperger's.
Her cheekbones look really weird, like implants or something...
Really? This is quite an interesting find. It is, of course, common knowledge that this heartbreaking condition known as blondness (which is, of course, the leading cause of stupidity) can be surpressed by bathing regularly in chlorine water, but I had never before heard of blondness being completely wiped away, thus freeing the beautiful chromotypical person who was once trapped inside the binds of her own faulty cognitive system. It is truly amazing what we can do if we put our unsullied minds to it. I now have a renewed hope that the fight against blondness is near its end; that the road to a world of healthy hair and healthy lives is beginning to slope downwards. Let us all honor the scientists who put in the time, effort, and money that made this moment possible. Soon, I know we will taste the fruit of our efforts, and how sweet it will be.