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This is a game where you make up guidelines for yourself just in case your life changes into a horror movie.

Here are a few examples:

"If you are being chased in a dark forest, don't look back, or else you WILL trip."

"Always look around when before you open a door. The psycho is more than likely behind you, ready to kill you, when you walk through a door way."

Now we will start.

If you see something scary, don't get closer to it. The damn thing will kill you!
if it is dark and make wierd noises dont go near it.
if you hear an increasingly louder violen music, then run!
When the music stops, your too late.
If a strange phone call tells you that you will die in seven days, don't hang up - negotiate! See if you can hold out for ten days...
If something is chasing you through a building -

don't go upstairs!
If someone jumps out at you with a knife or alternatively is stabbing your friend with a knife, don't stand there and scream - run!
if you are some where to dont know  dont stick  your limbs out of freaken windows okay.
If you are wearing high heeled shoes, slip them off before you start running.

(Odd -- thought I'd posted that this morning.  It is a big peeve of mine with stupid horror-flick chicks.)
Don't walk backwards for any reason. You'll either get cornered, fall to your death, or bump into the psycho.

If there is a really slow monster after you, keep an eye on it. Those slow buggers have a very secret way of jumping out in FRONT of you, even if you were sure that they were BEHIND you.
if you have a weapon, USE IT!!
If some has already died from a monster/psycho, make sure you keep an eye on everything. You are next. The best place to stay would be a corner of the room right next to a door for a quick escape. Having a shotgun or a supernatural weapon would make sure that you stall the fucker if it comes at you. That way you can escape.
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