Don't worry Sarah...most of us have done something simliar
Ehhh, blatantly obvious survival tips...
1. When meeting someone for the first time don't run away and hide in the toliet.
2. Don't smile at funerals.
3. Don't talk to yourself when others are present.
4. Try not to stare out the wondow at falling leafs, when someone's trying to have a serious conversation with you.
5. Don't talk for any longer than an hour without letting someone else speak.
Before discovering I was a aspie I went through a huge number of self help books. I found I became more and more neurotic (yes even more neurotic than I am now lol
) I think self help books are not really that helpful and can often prey on people’s fear and insecurities.
Clever
How to win friends and influence people.
Get a complete personality bypass.
Oops, I left out a line - I meant.
Stop social awkwardness.
(1)How to win friends and influence people.
(2)Get a complete personality bypass.
How to stop being Ian Moore.
1.) chop off your balls.
2.) rip out ya spine.
3.) start listening to rap.
4.) give up freedom to do what you want.
More How To Get A Girlfriend.
(1) Frequently belch and pass wind in her presence
(2) Blame it on her
(3) Seldom bathe and never wash your hair
(4) Make an art of nose picking
(5) Always insult her mother, her sister/s and her friend/s
(6) Moan to everybody you know about how "picky" women are and how none of them ever appreciate you.
(7) Repeat steps 1-6 until you have a wide circle of friends ie. no-one wants to be get any closer than 10 metres to you.
More How To Get A Girlfriend.
(1) Frequently belch and pass wind in her presence
(2) Blame it on her
(3) Seldom bathe and never wash your hair
(4) Make an art of nose picking
(5) Always insult her mother, her sister/s and her friend/s
(6) Moan to everybody you know about how "picky" women are and how none of them ever appreciate you.
(7) Repeat steps 1-6 until you have a wide circle of friends ie. no-one wants to be get any closer than 10 metres to you.
Well, now here's a post that really aggravates the hell out of my OCD problem with vulgarity (and specific words/phrases)--now I wish I hadn't read it. My teeth are starting to grate.
Oh, I'm sorry - I didn't mean it to upset but I have met people like this and that's why I said it. Sorry again.
How to stop clapping....remove one arm
Oh, that's a classic and one I've heard so many times too!
For women: how to get a boyfriend.
Get a prefrontal lobotomy and a new wardrobe.
Ouch! Us men are really that bad?
No it reminds me of that terrible sexist joke.
"What do you do if you find a decent woman?"
Shoot her before she goes bad.
Kind of just very sexist this joke.
How to stop snoring.
Don’t go to sleep.
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How to stop sweating.
Live in the arctic.
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Hwo ot stp benig dislexsick
Tfhnso sj opso wiwnsj oosm skm soosns si. Sslmffll…
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How to stop juggling
Drop the dam balls!
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Volume 1. How to get everything you always wanted.
Volume 2. How to give back what you’ve stolen.
How to stop being upset.
Pull yourself together & grow up!!
Not to be paranoid, but I would guess you'd be implying I should follow this advice. Which does not sit well with me.
Batman - this whole whole thread is a joke and nothing is meant to be taken seriously. I think most of it exaggerating and being sarcastic about self-help books that offer stupid advice.
Yes, WFM was having a laugh... definitely not something to be taken personally or seriously.
Haha, I like this thread, sums up well what many of us have been said
I won't be original, but oh:
How to learn a boring topic for school:
sit on your ***, read and memorize it. You've got great memory but are just lazy! 
What’s the quickest way to learn French…?
Be born in France.
How to lose weight:
Buy my new diet book, available only in the UK. You'll lose pounds that you'll never see again!
And I'll gain them....
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Or walk to the UK to pick the book up in person...that might shed a few pounds.
