Fun. Here you ask complete the question, "What would you do for...?", and answer it. Just for fun, I get the best one.
Q: ...a Klondike bar? (I've always wanted to answer this)
A: Well, I'd--run across an eight lane highway while hopping on one foot and singing the alphabet backwards. No worries, it'd be only when there's no traffic.
... a better dictionary?
I could probably buy one, so it shouldn't be much more than that. Still, I don't care buying a new dictionary right now, cuz that I can probably do anytime. But I probably wont find a better dictionary, which by my definition of "better" doesn't say that a slide is a "switch-back" whatever that is. Anyway, I could probably eat one kilo of candy for it anytime.

... a better dictionary?
I could probably buy one, so it shouldn't be much more than that. Still, I don't care buying a new dictionary right now, cuz that I can probably do anytime. But I probably wont find a better dictionary, which by my definition of "better" doesn't say that a slide is a "switch-back" whatever that is. Anyway, I could probably eat one kilo of candy for it anytime.

Can you please translate this Klondike-bar?
It would be a gold bar, I think.
I'd pay what I could spare but I'd have to see it first to make sure it isn't broken or a fake.
A Klondike Bar is a delicious ice cream bar! It consists of a block of vanilla ice cream covered with a thin chocolate shell.

They also have a horrible jingle, "What would you do-00h-ooh for a klondike bar"
And usually features people doing silly things to "earn" one. Trying to think of one recently... Seems like the just started using that song again recently...
It is good though...
Would I do for... a an excess of freetime to focus on my SI of choice???
I don't think I'd stop at much... maybe legally wrong things... but I would think twice.

What would you doo-OOh-ooh for cholesteral..Eat a klonDike Bar!
*children cheer*