I find Guess's God as Dictator theory intriguing
And he allows me to exist, which is pretty peachy
Let's hope he allows my goals too ;]
If I were God, I would make everybody's teeth decay proof (guess my fear of dentists is showing here).
I would not make people who want to kill each other.
Childbirth would be safe and not painful.
There would be enough jobs for everybody who wanted to work and they would have proper pay and good conditions so that everybody who wanted to support themselves and have a family could.
I'd have to think a bit further as to what else I'd do. These are just the first thoughts.
Why has nobody expressed desire for me to acheive Apotheosis? ;]
I like to think I can encompass both operational areas quite well.
*nerd* well the canonicity of SW claims R2 has "masculine programming" *nerd*
And yeah, I guess the Dark job is easier Tigs, Prayer seems to be like getting the go ahead from the UN and Satan is like..the USSR or something
If I were God, I would give all the lonely people mates. Mind you, it would then be up to them to make the relationships work from there.
I'd stop all bullying in schools, the workplace, everywhere. Of course, that would probably mean either re-engineering the genes of all NTs, or else getting rid of them altogether. That would solve a host of other problems, as well: wars, climate change, economic inequality, etc, etc.
Sounds nice, an Aspie Utopia! Of course, I might keep a *few* NTs around, I mean we'll always need plumbers to do the dirty work. Maybe we could breed them in jars so their numbers don't get out of hand.
Alison
I WOULD MAKE THE RED WINGS WIN EVERY GAME!!!!!!!!! and have Legace and Yzerman be back on the team.....crap, now im sad im not god and cant magically make this happen.
So the consensus is mainly we want only good & kind things to happen to everyone.
We would need to convert (not kill ) the baddies....any ideas on how to achieve this?
Well, since I'm being (temporarily!) God, I'd give them their own planet somewhere far away, or else move us Aspies to another planet that's not been so wrecked by human overpopulation. We breed slow, we'd probably be kinder on the world than the NTs, with their need for social status and "keeping up with the Jones's" could ever be.
So, it wouldn't be a problem. (If I was God.)
Alison
*takes over from Ichtms as good as Ichtms has offended him greatly*
Business as usual gents.
*raises hell*
If I was God, I would wipe away all Human Governments forever, and install my son Jesus as King over the whole Earth.
Probably find that act alone will carry out all the individual good things you could think of.
Unless he was p**ssed off by the way we treated him the first time around! Uh oh, God help us! 
Alison
I would believe in God (me)? I am Agnostic
I would erase this whole thread!!
Who do you think you are?
Umm, well, for the moment, god. (Don't worry, I'll give it a small "g" so you can't be offended.) Lighten up and have some fun, or I've wave my hand and dissolve your elastic!
Alison