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If YOU could be God, what would YOU do?
Here is what I would do:

i would give normal people a chance to see what i see when i look in the eyes of a lost soul. expashilly those teens contamplating suiside.they NEED to know what they are planning.i've seen to many crossover like that.

i would rebuild this plain, first i would bring the the souls i had left on the earth back to me with thier awareness.and have them help me  create.then i would after i finish set a  clestail daycare up.

grizeldatee Wrote:
My gift to humanity would be that every human would instantly experience whatever feelings s/he caused in another. Equal joy, equal pain, if you killed you would also die, etc.  Truly instant karma, on-the-spot eye for an eye.


Oh, my god, this is such a good idea for a screenplay.

If I were god I would prove my existence... something our current god seems unable to do.
Of course God doesn't want people to live in fear, forever looking over their shoulder towards the impending doom that might overtake them. That isn't life - that is existence, and a miserable one at that!

Tithing is a crock! For an example, there is a book written recently by a lady whose parents were very much involved in Hillsong. I will find out what it is and hopefully buy it because I think far too many people are conned into giving money that never gets to the poor and disadvantaged who need it.

I have a few theories why you might be single - partly lack of opportunity, much of it having too inflexible rules about who and where you will date and maybe being a bit boring.

Would you have any friends in your church who could do a bit of matchmaking? Dating a workmate isn't the unforgiveable sin. Neither is dating a woman without a car. What about a lady who has a bike or a motor scooter or motor bike? You could be really daring and date a lady who drives a Harley.

What about a more carefree hairstyle and some more colourful clothes to make you more visible? Just a few ideas, anyway.

Whatever you do, if you are on a date, avoid talking about armageddon and mass destruction. This is a sure passion-killer. Smile
I'd make people so they wouldn't want to murder each other.

alexmagnus Wrote:

And with my own idea (God is an energy) it lies on physicians to prove God's existence.


Physicists?

On The Big Bang Theory (sitcom) this week, an aspie character said of physicists and String Theory "They can't really prove it. The most they can say is that it has internal consistency."  (Actually, it was a more complex comment, but it went over my head. My boyfriend thought it was hilarious, but he's a physicist.)

That's about the best that can be said of god theories, too, I think. Although, of course, there's no consistency as presented in the bible.

If I could be the Almighty God I would turn all weapons into spagetti... talk about ending world hunger!

Tigger_the_Wing Wrote:
Hey, Ichtms - you've only been God for ten minutes and two prayers already!

I vote you get the job! Big Grin


I vote for Ichtms too. He's a brilliant writer and could update his book Smile
But I think we need  balance in the Universe so I vote for Woman From Mars too.  Smile Smile Smile Smile

Unless anyone is allergic to gluten-free spagetti, that's the order to the deputy spagetti maker. If you don't turn in your Smiths&Wessons they'll go Bananas right away while all the rest of those un-handy bullet launchers will become ORANGES!!!


Cheers! O. Gawd
Well, there's no question that Emmy is among them and should I take your asking as an offer to participate I might as well say you're in! I wonder if Max the Bear wants to join as he's always referring to the flying spagetti monster...

Alison Wrote:

woman from mars Wrote:
So the consensus  is  mainly we want only good & kind things to happen to everyone.

We would need to convert  (not kill ) the baddies....any ideas on how to achieve this?


Well, since I'm being (temporarily!) God, I'd give them their own planet somewhere far away, or else move us Aspies to another planet that's not been so wrecked by human overpopulation.  We breed slow, we'd probably be kinder on the world than the NTs, with their need for social status and "keeping up with the Jones's" could ever be.

So, it wouldn't be a problem.  (If I was God.)
Alison

but what about or NT families, hmm.I would be lonely with out my friend Miss.

If I was God I would make all conscious beings into gods as well. Anything else would be cruel and unjustifiable.
Earthlings - Whereever you come from! Heed my message. Anarchy is all around. My freedom ends where your freedom begins.


N.O. Gawd
Now with a litte experience as the Almighty I'd have to say that I would invade the minds of manipulative people and make them do a lot of silly mistakes - stapslick!!!
I'd make the elastic perish in their undies so they would fall down and embarrass them every time they acted silly.
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