My gift to humanity would be that every human would instantly experience whatever feelings s/he caused in another. Equal joy, equal pain, if you killed you would also die, etc. Truly instant karma, on-the-spot eye for an eye.
Think the world would be a better place?
Possibly, but would we then have any surgeons and dentists? 
I reckon that if I were God I'd be running things just as they are. 
God is a good parent - God allows us souls to grow and leave home (by entering a living body) and doesn't interfere. We know that God is there to return to as and when we want, but it means that we know we are being trusted to make our own way in the world, helping or being horrid as we choose.
I'm afraid that Guess Who's God would be like having a live-in malevolent mother-in-law. 
And he allows me to exist, which is pretty peachy
Let's hope he allows my goals too ;]
My gift to humanity would be that every human would instantly experience whatever feelings s/he caused in another. Equal joy, equal pain, if you killed you would also die, etc. Truly instant karma, on-the-spot eye for an eye.
Oh, my god, this is such a good idea for a screenplay.
Do they still make "Twighlight Zone?"
If I were god I would prove my existence... something our current god seems unable to do.
What's the use of it? I see no use - neither for God nor for people.
And with my own idea (God is an energy) it lies on physicians to prove God's existence. Bad thing: if the idea of "God-energy" is correct, it is extremely hard to prove, since then God-energy is EVERYWHERE....
BTW if I were God I'd make crimes physically impossible! For example, on wouldn't be able to die because of a murder, only natural death would be present.
That reminds me those "Miracles" quote from "Bruce almighty"
"Parting your soup is not a miracle, Bruce, it's a magic trick. A single mom who's working two jobs and still finds time to take her kid to soccer practice, that's a miracle. A teenager who says no to drugs and yes to an education, that's a miracle. People want me to do everything for them, and what they don't realize is - they have the power. You want to see a miracle, son? Be the miracle"
Could the tactical nukes be gluten-free spaghetti, please?
My son would like you to turn all the handguns into bananas....
Hey, Ichtms - you've only been God for ten minutes and two prayers already!
I vote you get the job!
Banana guns firing blueberry bullets, marshmallow landmines and cauliflower bombs with real mushroom clouds......
But I thought you wanted the other man's job, Ian! The hot seat, so to speak!
I reckon the dark jobs easier, though. No in-tray for starters; who prays to him?
No taxes to pay either!
*nerd* well the canonicity of SW claims R2 has "masculine programming" *nerd*
And yeah, I guess the Dark job is easier Tigs, Prayer seems to be like getting the go ahead from the UN and Satan is like..the USSR or something
I WOULD MAKE THE RED WINGS WIN EVERY GAME!!!!!!!!! and have Legace and Yzerman be back on the team.....crap, now im sad im not god and cant magically make this happen.
Create peace - harmony and happiness for all
