For those of you who's usernames are unrelated to your (given) names......What is your Real Name?
I'll start out by saying that my name is Anton. Which is very rare in the English Speaking countries but not uncommon in Russia and the Netherlands.
There's of course that famous Frenshwoman Marie Antoinette who lost her head to a sharp edge... If I would change my "ichtms" it would become "i'm atoms" where "atoms" would be an anagram of my name Tomas.
Anton is fairly common in Sweden. Antonin (as in Artaud). Dvorak, yet another...
And then there's SkotoHelion, whose name is also "Anton."
I've been called Max for so long I'd have to check my driver's license to know my birth name.
As long as you don't randomly hit people with huge silver hammers...
Lance, are you the walrus?
(Bang Bang)
My name is Tim, short for Timothy.
Tim
My name's Athene.
I'm named after the greek goddess, but actually have no greek heritage at all.
Pronounced: Ath-ee-nah, NOT ath-een.
Ian Caligula Moore :p
I believe "Ian" moore, but "Caligula" lesse. 
Fine, it's Ian Robert Moore
Tis a Celtic name
My full name is Timothy Nicholas Boyd.
Tim
My real name is Quick Duck.
An armed siege at the registry office--some sort of a mix up.
Roberta?
There might be a psychopat in here somewere
*shivers*
I hate psychopats. Especially PsychoPat Buchanan.
Ill never tell.
There might be a psychopat in here somewere
*shivers*
yes, and we all know what psychopats do with names argh yes, they use them...