Aspies For Freedom

Be sure you post your homophobic rot about the "gay lifestyle choice" and your comparison of gay people to alcoholics. Just in case your post #4 doesn't sound reactionary and crazy enough.

People are allowed to disagree with you, MadDuck. Especially when you're spouting nonsense.

Okay, that was even crazier.

I sent you a PM telling you not to post homophobic crap here. I PM'ed you because you are obviously pretty "fragile" and I didn't want to embarrass you in a public thread. But, obviously, you're dead set on embarrassing yourself.

That's because your Mom told him you didn't want to spend mornings listening to somebody screaming about sin and damnation. God is very touchy about such things

Exactly. We should just enjoy our life and stop worrying about a supposed afterlife. I'm agnostic which means that I don't follow a religion but I am not against the idea of a god.

I just believe in facts and if god is real then god is real. If they aren't then they aren't.

Which leads us, inevitably and just as logically, to the Flying Spaghetti Monster...

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Flying_Spaghetti_Monster

It's a deal!

And I won't claim proof of his existence. And if someone points out that no proof exists, I promise not to have a psychotic break. I'll just keep in mind that my Diety of Choice is no less real than all the other imaginary deities.

Do I see a bit of irony here? "Dissing on the opinions" is not an intelligent way to try and convince people that your arguments are valid.

I am an atheist, and yes, I have read a few of Richard Dawkins' (that's "Dawkins", not "Dawkings"[/i][/i]) books, but just because he is a biologist does not mean he is infallible or automatically correct. Everything (including what Dawkins says) must be viewed skeptically and carefully evaluated, and not just taken as blind truth. That is thinking scientifically.

The way I see it, it is true that no one can prove for certain that supernatural beings/events have not existed, are not existing, or never will exist. We can only form hypotheses based on the evidence we have, but as we know the world today, all of this evidence seems to point solely to naturalistic processes. No shred of scientific evidence, when properly evaluated without being biased by whatever presuppositions a person may have (such as religion), points to anything supernatural occuring in the past or present. If there is no evidence to support the existence of the Abrahamic god or other deities, they might as well not exist. If they might as well not exist, then there is no point in believing in them.

Looks like this Crud420 started this thread just to cause trouble... and succeeded.  I noticed he's been banned from WP, too.  He's touring all the Aspie sites... on the bannedwagon.

Flying Spaghetti Monster?  "Bob" will not be pleased.

Yep!  That's been a very effective money-maker for centuries.

I've enjoyed the antics of the Church of the SubGenius for over a decade (their podcast and things like "devivals" at sci-fi conventions) but I've never joined.  It's $30 to join, with an "Eternal salvation or triple your money back" guarantee.  So my question is this... Is the $90 refund printed on asbestos?  

Can the Flying Spaghetti Monster beat that?

"God Is'nt Real" should be "God Isn't Real."

Sorry, I can't help but correct spelling and grammar mistakes. ^^;

Anyway, I'm an atheist and I believe we rot in the ground and become dinner for millions of worms after we die. But I respect the beliefs of anyone, as long as they don't try to force them on me and/or try to convert me. As far as conversion goes, better mascots than you have tried. (Futurama reference there.) lol

anything worth wanting you have to work for.so set  this kingdom thing by the same token.god  and devil  seem to be  a sudonym for the opposite poles that exsists in much of this world.

then the devil was one of his nursry watchers to make sure  the life didnt kill it self.

The bad grammar is what's pissing me off. So I'm distracting myself by posting in it.

O.o Terrifying. *shudder*

Ian, look around: the world is crap. Ain't that proof enough?


If so, Zappa comes to the point at the end of the following lyrics:


Frank Zappa - Dumb All Over


Whoever we are
Wherever we're from
We shoulda noticed by now
Our behavior is dumb
And if our chances
Expect to improve
It's gonna take a lot more
Than tryin' to remove
The other race
Or the other whatever
From the face
Of the planet altogether
They call it THE EARTH
Which is a dumb kinda name
But they named it right
'Cause we behave the same...
We are dumb all over
Dumb all over,
Yes we are
Dumb all over,
Near'n far
Dumb all over
Black 'n white
People, we is not wrapped tight
Nurds on the left
Nurds on the right
Religious fanatics
On the air every night
Sayin' the Bible
Tells the story
Makes the details
Sound real gory
'Bout what to do
If the geeks over there
Don't believe in the book
We got over here
You can't run a race
Without no feet
'N pretty soon
There won't be no street
For dummies to jog on
Or doggies to dog on
Religious fanatics
Can make it be all gone
(I mean it won't blow up
'N disappear
It'll just look ugly
For a thousand years...)
You can't run a country
By a book of religion
Not by a heap
Or a lump or a smidgeon
Of foolish rules
Of ancient date
Designed to make
You all feel great
While you fold, spindle
And mutilate
Those unbelievers
From a neighboring state
TO ARMS! TO ARMS!
Hooray! That's great
Two legs ain't bad
Unless there's a crate
They ship the parts
To mama in
For souvenirs: two ears (Get down!)
Not his, not hers (but what the hey?)
The Good Book says:
"It's gotta be that way!"
But their book says:
"REVENGE THE CRUSADES. . .
With whips 'n chains
'N hand grenades. . ."
TWO ARMS? TWO ARMS?
Have another and another
Our Cod says:
"There ain't no other!"
Our Cod says
"It's all okay!"
Our God says "This is the way!"
It says in the book:
"Burn 'n destroy. ..
'N repent, 'n redeem
'N revenge, 'n deploy
'N rumble thee forth
To the land of the unbelieving scum on the other side
'Cause they don't go for what's in the book
'N that makes 'em BAD
So verily we must choppeth them up
And stompeth them down
Or rent a nice French bomb
To poof them out of existence
While leaving their real estate just where we need it
To use again
For temples in which to praise OURGOD
("Cause he can really take care of business!")
And when his humble TV servant
With humble white hair
And humble glasses
And a nice brown suit
And maybe a blonde wife who takes phone calls
Tells us our God says
It's okay to do this stuff
Then we gotta do it,
'Cause if we don't do it,
We ain't gwine up to hebbin!
(Depending on which book you're using at the time...
Can't use theirs. . .it don't work . . .it's all lies...Gotta use mine...)
Ain't that right?
That's what they say
Every night...
Everyday. ..
Hey, we can't really be dumb
If we're just following
God's Orders
Hey, let's get serious...
God knows what he's doin'
He wrote this book here
An'the book says:
He made us all to be just like Him,"
so...
If we're dumb...
Then God is dumb...
(An' maybe even a little ugly on the side)